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07.20.08
Svetlana’s new article: “The Puppeteer”

What kind of horror stories would the broads you’ve dated swap about you and your incompetence? It’s time for some good advice on dating from our favorite Russian chicky that just might save your ass in the future. From premature ejaculation, to the fouls of your bowels, all the way to the Muppets. Read all about the insanity in her newest article “The Puppeteer”.



07.02.08
The website is down!! LMAO
Some poor IT guy is forced to pause his Halo game in order to deal with a bunch of dumb employees who are absolute morons. Voices have been altered to protect identities, it’s not a company of elves.




05.11.08
Svetlana’s new article: “26/F/CA Will Travel”

You cried and we laughed. Then we responded. Our resident Russian broad serves up a delicious concoction of dirty humor and sad truths revolving around the world of sick and twisted online perverts in her latest article “26/F/CA Will Travel“. So go, minions. Go now and laugh, cry, and maybe even vomit a little.



05.28.08
I’m a rip-off? You bastard!





05.27.08
Dave: The Friendly Goth